Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the noisiest food?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
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