Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?