What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?