What bird is losing its hair?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

How are mountains able to see?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?