What do pigs do over the summer?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?