Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?