What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What condiment has wings?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?