What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?