People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why do cows wear bells?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What's the holiest insect?