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You tell it to clock in.
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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
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Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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What do Scottish toads play?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
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