How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How does the sun listen to music?
What are you studying in math?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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