How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are fish such good architects?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How does a barber get to work?
How do fleas travel?
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