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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?