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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the noisiest food?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

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