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What's a cat's favorite color?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which president loved to take baths?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

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What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?