What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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