What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?