What vegetables do librarians like?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How does a squid go into battle?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?