Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?