What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What vegetables make the best music?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where was Noah born?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which president loved to take baths?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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