What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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