Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?