What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do bees buzz?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
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