What day is your mom always right?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?