What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why do rhinos charge?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What stories are told by basketball players?