Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How does the sun listen to music?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a cow do math?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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