Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?