Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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