What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?