What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

When does a horse talk?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?