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What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do rhinos charge?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?