What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?