What condiment has wings?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

A book just fell on my head.

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call a short cow?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why do two skunks argue?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.