What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?