Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?