What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why are books always so angry?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

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What is an insect's favorite game?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What type of barrel breaks easily?