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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why are winter days great?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?