Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do horses say to greet each other?
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