Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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