Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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Why is money so stubborn?
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How does the moon cut her hair?
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