Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How are mountains able to see?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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