Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
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What's the saddest part of the week?
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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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