Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of music do planets like?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you say to a really good barista?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do some people love eating snails?
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