Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?