Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!