Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?