Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do horses reside?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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