What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

How does dinner smell?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why are fish such good architects?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?