What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What country has the most fish?

How was the wedding?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?