Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?