Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
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