Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
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