What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do teachers do during summer break?

How do you send a message in the forest?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's a dog's favorite book?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How did groundhogs get their name?