Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a short cow?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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