Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do cats wear to work?
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