What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?