What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's the loudest sport?