Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which state has the best streets?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?