Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?