What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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