What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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