Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why are books always so angry?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's the friendliest national park?