What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which big cat loves to drive?
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