Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the duck cross the road?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?