What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the airplane get grounded?