To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What car is the perfect size for mice?