What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Do dads always snore?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?