Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?