What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do elephants have trunks?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?