What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?