What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?