Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Can February March?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a horse's favorite sport?