What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

I broke my finger!

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?