What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why was the fish so smart?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?