What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?