What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do you grill cheese?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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