Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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