Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
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