Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animals make the best students?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
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