Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
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