Why is sand so optimistic?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What animal floats best?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?