What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?