Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How did the tree get lost?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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