Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How long will dinner be?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
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