What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Who invented fractions?

What makes music in your hair?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?