Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How did the tree get lost?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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