Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What horn never makes a sound?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?