Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What condiment has wings?
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