Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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