Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Do dads always snore?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?