What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do bees chew?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?