What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How do you get straight A's?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?