What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do automobiles fly?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do polar bears store their money?