Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How are teens like cats?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What words make the best athletes?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?