What is the most attractive fruit?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?