Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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