Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
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