How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?