What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What day do hands always go to church?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What insect runs away from everything?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why are cause and effect so close?