Why do fish live in salt water?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?