What do you call a cow with two legs?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?