What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?