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What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What does a dog say before eating?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

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Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?