What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?