Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did one plate say to the other?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?