What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?