What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?