Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How does a taco bless the table?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What day of the week do chickens hide?