What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

How long will dinner be?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the school bully have for lunch?