Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?