Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How are mountains able to see?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?