What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
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