What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?