What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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