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How do you measure a millennial?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What do fish do at parades?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What bird is losing its hair?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?