Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
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