What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?