Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Can February March?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why do bees buzz?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the frog starve?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?