How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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