Why was the coyote family such good singers?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why was the computer cold at work?