My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What car can't keep a secret?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?