How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
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