What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What car always breaks the rules?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?