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Where do baby apes sleep?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?