What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
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