What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
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What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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