Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Which bug is related to you?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?