Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?