What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do insects learn at school?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?