How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a snowman's dog?