Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's black and white and red all over?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?