Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are all priests fit?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?