Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's the scariest letter?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?