Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which relative loves rice?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?