Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did summer catch autumn?