Why are boxers good comedians?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Where do books sleep?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

When does a horse talk?