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Why did the boxer take so many naps?

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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

How can you farm during the winter?