What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's the politest month?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?