What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?