How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?