What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?