What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?