Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why was the fish so smart?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?