What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where was Noah born?

Bears love exotic cars.

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?