What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did autumn say to summer?
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