What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
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