Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?