Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?