What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do fairies always drink?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How does a squid go into battle?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?