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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?