Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?