What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?