Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How was the wedding?
How do fireflies start a race?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What bird is always sad?
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