Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Can February March?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
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