Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What part of a football field is never the same?