What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?