Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Which animal is the most religious?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?