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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?